In other news ...

- I can’t decide who has the better set of “life skills,” Britney Spears or Adam Pacman Jones.

- Johan Santana passed his physical and will received $25mm a year to hurl baseballs for the New York Metropolitans. Good for him. Gooood. For. Him.

- Gordon B. Hinckley, grand poobah of the LDS Church passed away and you can tune into the 8 hour coverage of his funeral… RIGHT NOW. It’s riveting. It’s a sad day in Momo nation. Say what you will about the crazy bastards, anytime a leader goes down it’s a sad moment.

- The Ducks snapped their 4 game conference game losing streak. And it was against the dirty, dirty Beavs. Have I ever told you that any and all OSU students or supporters enjoy sex with four legged creatures. The barnyard variety are #1.

- As you know, the Super Bowl is tomorrow. It occurred to me the other day, when asked “who do you want to win?” that even after a moment’s thought I couldn’t come up with an answer. The last time I felt so indifferent about the Super Bowl was the Bucs v. Raiders (yawwwn) game. Here’s my problem, I genuinely dislike the Giants but mostly because of their evil imp of a coach… And I hate the soulless machine that is Bill Bellicheck’s hell circus.

- On a related note, it tickles me to see the reappearance of “Spygate” and the possibility that the Pats cheated, on top of many other times, in preparation for their Super Bowl match up vs. the Rams in ought-3.

To go completely against my comment made above about the Mormon church, allow me to mock them, as a whole: