Hater Nation

If you had asked me as little as two weeks ago how I’d respond, how I would convey my thought and emotion following a Patriots loss and I would tell you that… In the event of this outcome, I would pour seething comments, unbridled hate towards each and every member of Belichick’s brood. Now that it has happened, this is all I have:

Fans of the South Park franchise know of the relationship between Satan and his lover Saddam Hussein. Satan as the effeminate leader of the underworld and Saddam as his surly lover who certainly wears the pants. It’s not my doing, other than making this discovery, that the two most important men in the New England franchise bare more than a striking resemblance to aforementioned characters:

I give you:

[Robert Kraft]

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[Bill "I Spy" Belichick]

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In related news:

- I will be purchasing a NY Giants hat for the sole purpose of wearing to Mariner’s games vs. the Red Sox, providing me ammunition to throw in the face of each and every member of Red Sox nation that I encounter.