"Those NBA players... year in and year out, they are the model image of class and responsibility."
"I have a steel pole protruding from my anus, the north end of it pressing against my kidney or some shit, wearing my large intestine as a sock ... and it feels good."
Two statements that are rarely, if ever spoken by anyone. Anyone aside from Mr. Slave or the family member, suckling the teat of an NBA player.
If you didn't see this, today, here it is: Former KU Superstars turned NBA 1st Picks - TOO FUCKING STUPID to stop getting high, if only for 4 days while they're at Rookie Transition Camp.
The Rookie Transition Camp is designed to teach those young, 19+ kids who have left their respective schools / foreign countries, now earning an ungodly amount that it's not okay to bang 4 hookers at a time, while railing lines of Bolivian cooking flour the size of your forearm. Also not acceptable: gambling, beating fans, so on and so forth.
Each year this event is held, it is fair to assume that SOME stuff is swept under the "oh, you kids ... you'll get it straight soon. Have fun with your SUVs and white women" rug... This event, the Chalmers/Arthur event is simply too bad to be excused / brushed under a rug. Whereas these two young men have College Championships and oodles of dough, they lack a simple protein that allows one to make the most rudimentary of choices that rooted in responsibility.
Good luck, you fucks.
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The Jayhawks are idiots! By the way, heard Beasley was in there too, but just happened to get away without anything huh? He and Bill Walker are HUGE HUGE HUGE Pot Heads...especially BILLY!! Anywho, thats my first comment to ya..wanted to let ya know that I read this shit everyday
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